Artist Detailed Info: The Killaz

ATTENTION SOLDIERS! THE FUTURE KING OF THE EARTH, YOURS TRULY, HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT… So take a break from searching the net for Lindsay Lohan nipple slip photos.. Stop looking at the pics on that stranger's MySpace profile.. you fuckin internet-stalker… And most importantly, STOP ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADING MUSIC!!! …NOT PERMANENTLY! --Just for like 5 minutes so you can DOWNLOAD THE NEW KILLAZ MIXTAPE, BRAIN WAVES!!!

Yes, my children. The long awaited, long anticipated mixtape from The Killaz has arrived. So if you've always wanted to be hypnotized, brainwashed, or re-programmed, but never had the opportunity, now you can do it yourself with the help of BRAIN WAVES. This totally FREE, 20-track mixtape features all new music from THE KILLAZ and friends including Ghetto Dice, U.N.I., and a whole gang of our close allies from across the globe. With BRAIN WAVES we give you a glimpse into our vast worldwide network of OTHER revolutionaries, serial-killers, and evil scientists!! As well as EXCLUSIVES, REMIXES, and DISSES!! And the whole thing is hacked and fused together by the boy genius D.J. BILLY!


This is drugs for your ears, soldiers!! Get your fix right now by downloading it here: http://www.thekillaz.net/the_killaz_brain_waves.rar The file contains all the tracks as well as the artwork. In the case that we accidentally hijack your email account during one of our technical genocide missions, you can also download BRAIN WAVES from our official website or The Killaz MySpace profile. And lastly, if you've already had your thought process extracted in one of our underwater laboratories, and you're too incompetent to download the mixtape –BRAIN WAVES is also available on CD. You can email me at des@thekillaz.net about that…

HURRY UP! Get that shit downloaded, fire up the genetically-engineered sweet ganja leaf, turn on your lazer gun, and wreak havoc on your loopy ass Momma's basement or wherever the hell it is you conspire to bring evil to the world! After you've listened to it from beginning to end about 50 or so times, email us, or drop us a line on MySpace, or The Killaz message board (http://www.thekillaz.net/phpBB2) and tell us in great detail how much you love us and how loyal you are. We're waiting…

Before I leave to go feed frozen tarantulas to my mutant pet Mojave rattlesnake, I want to send some lazer shouts out to everyone who attended our last assembly at Andy Pool Hall in Toronto. Haha!! Soon the effects of the pizza we distributed will kick in!! To those who didn't eat any and are therefore going to live: We appreciate your loyalty.


Lastly, here is a bonus gift. A Killaz wallpaper so you can have the freshest desktop ever! Choose your rez.. http://www.thekillaz.net/wallpapers

GONE.

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