
TwistedString is a young, confused man who yelps at passing boats and waves at walls.
Oftentimes when out walking, in a fit of extreme agreeable-ness, he will salute the large and the minute; trees, cigarette butts, windows, dogs, coffee stains, the weather and so on.
At the age of five he thrust a nearby screwdriver into a carelessly uncovered electricity outlet; the resulting shock from whence propelled him forcefully backwards, careening arse-long into the bannister of the household stairs. [read more...]