Artist Info: The Vaqueros

The Vaqueros are a texas born group of bandit gringo cowboys born from the depths of Matthew McConaughey's roles where he wasn't a fat old bitch, namely his portrayal of VAN ZAN the American soldier turned dragon slayer in 2002's Reign of Fire.
They are full of C major and probably masturbate COPIOUSLY when they think about their wasted potential. There is a lot of it, and like titties, that's a good thing.
CUBA!?!?! where do they get off?
The Vaqueros get off in their bedrooms and occasionally yours. [read more...]