Artist Info: Nickzil

On the day Nickzil was born angels descended from the heavens and sung the Canadian national anthem while every person in the world who was currently shitting at the time stopped and did a little dance. By the time he was two years old he became Morgan Freeman. He remained that way for the rest of his life. Every time Nickzil takes a shit he would magically conjure a roll of toilet paper and then shove it up his ass. Nickzil is the only reason you are still alive today [read more...]