Artist Info: Lil Cern

LiL CERN, a.k.a. Cern Valentine. Is an up-and-coming black artist from the USA! Cern had a troubling home life—usual stuff, like loud mothers and aggressive fathers!! One day, he and his friend Yung Jamo stole a laptop from some cracker-ass white boy and downloaded FL Studio. After the release of If You Can't Beat Em, Join Em, he had girls lining up outside his job at Walmart. DEMANDING to be piped down by his black mamba, which then led to his eventual marriage. [read more...]