
1 JAY! born to indian dad and french mother.
2 ma + pa submit JAY! to intense bouts of leonard cohen and afrika bambaata.
3 JAY! dress up as cowboy with yellow duck as a gun.
4 JAY! fall down stairs of shitty tower block due to leaky washing machines. eyebrow has similar dimensions to a small/medium banana. receive £400 compensation, awesome.
5 JAY! falls asleep regularly to jonzun crew mix tapes. fath still had long hair, and probably a beard, hippie or lazy? [read more...]