
It's not big, it's not clever, it's not one of the beautiful people. It's stumbling over your words after a beer, stumbling over your feet after two. It's not charming, suave or unique. It's the low expectation of no motivation, and standards higher than your means. Which means, it's District Ugly. If you don't like our music, you're probably racist or have sex with fat women. FACT.
Joey Blitz was born and raised in the verdant glens of Scotland. [read more...]