Artist Info: Craig Template

craig template had a happy childhood despite the tragic success of his parents suicide pact. after a 3 month spending spree during which template squandered all 2 million of the generous insurance payout, he found himself washed up in hollywood, making ends meet by becoming a bit part actor, appearing in 'annie 2: part 2' alongside the then unknown "betty curse".

just as his acting career was on the up, the studio doctors daily cocktail of prescription meds & prayer sessions could no longer supress the onset of puberty [read more...]