Artist Detailed Info: Bulwark

There is more than one band using the name Bulwark.
1: progressive metal band out of Paris, Ontario, Canada ( www.facebook.com/bulwarkband )
2: no idea who the other bands are.


this is the first bulwarks bio:
Bulwark is the sum of an awkward love triangle between three fat, black lesbians with sideburns and cowboy hats while a jungle dwelling midget fights somebody's dad over the results of a pokemom battle that occured back in '94 during an alternate reality where Eugene Levy murdered and ate Robert Downy Jr while watching re-runs of Three's A Company and ironing his favourite flannel shirt.

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