
On August 29th, 1984, Jesus came down from the heavens and touched baby Lauren Arrow on the head. He gave her the gift of being able to play the piano mediocrely. Is that even a word?
Anyways, she wasted a lot of time until she turned 23 and found a gray hair, and then wasted 2 more years. I'm pretty sure she's still wasting time, but who knows these days.
I do know this: she likes to sit on the ground whenever possible (indian style), and she burps a lot. [read more...]