Artist Info: Cows Hate Swans

Established in a dark and lairy dungeon in the early 1980's Cows Hate Swans derived from an iridescent blur disguising itself as an entity not unlike that of a spoon but with the similar attraction and fore bearings to that of a potato decided that one day it would like to play the guitar and in doing so presented itself with a holocaustic problem of infinitesimal displeasures. It fed off making living tissue unhappy and in doing so provocatively led to further spawning to which lay before us here at this very hour [read more...]