Artist Info: Chainsaw Circumcision

Hanz "Rape Beast" Analblast started the band after taking LSD, beating his dick so hard his left leg went numb, and having a vision of God when he came. God told him he was going to start a band that would blow away the musical establishment, and that He was going to guide him onto the path of enlightenment.
Shortly afterwards, Hanz met Colonel James Crow at an anti-fascist rally sponsored by George Soros. After beating up a gang of soy boys, he noticed that the Colonel's right hook was similar to his. [read more...]